Funny Weight Loss Tips From Larry Wentz
“Eat your food while staring into a mirror….. totally naked!”
“When eating donuts – only eat the center part.”
“Eat your food with one chopstick”
“Don’t eat your evening meal before breakfast”
“Ladies – Drop 5 lbs. Instantly! Let go of your purse.”
“Instead of carrying your laptop around – start carrying your desktop PC.”
“Hang your bikini on the refrigerator…. definitely don’t do that if you are a guy.”
“Remove wheels from your grocery cart.”
“Use Superglue As Lip Gloss”
“Only eat food that you can catch & kill with a toothpick”
“Just Say McNo.”
“Set a goal to lose as much weight as your stock portfolio has done in the last year.”
“Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise…. unless it is a moving refrigerated truck.”
“If you work at home…. walking to work should not be considered as daily exercise.”
